I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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