If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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