She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i need an iv and a liver transplant
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Randomize
