all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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