just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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