put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
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I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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