I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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