Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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