dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Randomize
