I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
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there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
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I won't apologize to a one balled man
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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