If i come over, it means nothing
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Randomize