Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
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My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
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Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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