i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I currently don't understand fingers.
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