We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
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It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
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The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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