What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Four minutes until I can fart!
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
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noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
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It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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