OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
ttyl tear gas
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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