She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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