That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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