I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
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he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
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Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
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