it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
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There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
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LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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