Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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