I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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