I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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