Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
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the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
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Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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