He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
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I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
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I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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