i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
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There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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