his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
The air taste purple.
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