Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
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nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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