idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
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I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
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Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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