What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
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Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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