Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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