The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
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Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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