I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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