Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
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She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
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From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Randomize