Yo dont text me then not text me
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
