Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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