I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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