Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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