Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
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Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
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If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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