Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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