im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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