Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
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Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
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How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I forget how to act sober
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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