i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
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was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
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I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill