ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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