my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
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our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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