She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
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He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
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hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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