It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
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This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
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