He uses pillows to masturbate.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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