why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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