You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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