I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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