am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Randomize
