Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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