Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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