are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
